I am invited to compete on “Uber Cuber”, a Rubiks Cube TV game show to be filmed at Studio 1, VCA, Melbourne. Other competitors include a newcomer prodigy named “21 Petrus” and Peaches Appelby, an ex-Latvian now American 19 year old described as the Anna Kournikova of the speedcubing world.  

I’ve been practising speedcubing Algorithms God, I hope my hands don’t catch fire.